| Roman Orthodox Patriarchate of Simpson, PA | |
| Founder(s) | {{{founder}}} |
| Autocephaly/Autonomy declared | 1975 |
| Autocephaly/Autonomy recognized | Not ever, by no one. |
| Current primate | ASDamick |
| Headquarters | {{{hq}}} |
| Primary territory | His Apartment |
| Possessions abroad | Guam, Virginia, Ohio, New York, North Carolina |
| Liturgical language(s) | Middle English |
| Musical tradition | Byzantine chant |
| Calendar | {{{calendar}}} |
| Population estimate | 2 |
| Official website | http://www.chrysostom.org/andrew/ |