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'''This page is for experimentation only.'''

{{church|
name= Roman Orthodox Patriarchate of Simpson, PA|
founder= Himself |
independence=1975|
recognition= Not ever, by no one. |
primate=His Unholiness the Most Irreverend Episcopus Vagans [[User:ASDamick|ASDamick]]|
territory=His Apartment|
possessions=Guam, Virginia, Ohio, New York, North Carolina|
language=Middle English|
hq= Simpson, Pennsylvania |
music=[[Byzantine chant]]|
calendar=Wait... there's a calendar?|
population=2|
website=[http://www.chrysostom.org/andrew/ Andrew]
}}

Where can I join? I tried to go to their website, but couldn't find anything, unless this means that you're not starting your own church :-) [[User:FrJohn|Fr. John]]

You've found my secret lab, I see.  You realize, of course, that this means you'll have to be taken care of, "Byzantine style."  --[[User:ASDamick|Rdr. Andrew]]

:I'll have my people talk to your people and we'll work something out :-). [[User:FrJohn|Fr. John]]

When's your next primatial visit to Guam? --[[User:Magda|magda]]

: We shall visit our eparchy of Guam when the insubordinate clergy there desist in their resistance against our Apostolic and most Autocephalous jurisdictionality.  If, as sheep must heed the call of their shepherd, they hearken unto the voice of their God-protected Primate, we shall extend our fatherly love to them and send them back their most beloved wonder-working piece of coral reef.  In the meantime, ''anathema maranatha!''  --[[User:ASDamick|Rdr. Andrew]]

And all this from a mere ''reader''. What ever shall we do? [[User:FrJohn|Fr. John]]

==Old Calendar testing==

The current date on the New Calendar is:  [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTDAY}}]]

The current date on the Old Calendar is:  [[{{monthoffset|-13}} {{dayoffset|-13}}]]