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Roman Orthodox Patriarchate of Simpson, PA
Founder(s) {{{founder}}}
Autocephaly/Autonomy declared 1975
Autocephaly/Autonomy recognized Not ever, by no one.
Current primate ASDamick
Headquarters {{{hq}}}
Primary territory His Apartment
Possessions abroad Guam, Virginia, Ohio, New York, North Carolina
Liturgical language(s) Middle English
Musical tradition Byzantine chant
Calendar {{{calendar}}}
Population estimate 2
Official website Andrew

Where can I join? I tried to go to their website, but couldn't find anything, unless this means that you're not starting your own church :-) Fr. John

You've found my secret lab, I see. You realize, of course, that this means you'll have to be taken care of, "Byzantine style." --Rdr. Andrew