User:ASDamick/Sandbox
Roman Orthodox Patriarchate of Simpson, PA | |
Founder(s) | Himself |
Autocephaly/Autonomy declared | 1975 |
Autocephaly/Autonomy recognized | Not ever, by no one. |
Current primate | His Unholiness the Most Irreverend Episcopus Vagante ASDamick |
Headquarters | Simpson, Pennsylvania |
Primary territory | His Apartment |
Possessions abroad | Guam, Virginia, Ohio, New York, North Carolina |
Liturgical language(s) | Middle English |
Musical tradition | Byzantine chant |
Calendar | Wait... there's a calendar? |
Population estimate | 2 |
Official website | Andrew |
Where can I join? I tried to go to their website, but couldn't find anything, unless this means that you're not starting your own church :-) Fr. John
You've found my secret lab, I see. You realize, of course, that this means you'll have to be taken care of, "Byzantine style." --Rdr. Andrew
- I'll have my people talk to your people and we'll work something out :-). Fr. John
When's your next primatial visit to Guam? --magda
- We shall visit our eparchy of Guam when the insubordinate clergy there desist in their resistance against our Apostolic and most Autocephalous jurisdictionality. If, as sheep must heed the call of their shepherd, they hearken unto the voice of their God-protected Primate, we shall extend our fatherly love to them and send them back their most beloved wonder-working piece of coral reef. In the meantime, anathema maranatha! --Rdr. Andrew